Mylz the Game Critic Reveiws "PIRATES!"

OK, Max wanted me to do this because he wanted to know about this game. I think I should do this more often. When you start, it goes into a plot cutscene (witch I don't usualy watch because I hate cutscenes, however useful they may be sometimes). Then you can choose what nation to serve first: England, France, Spain, or The Dutch (I can't remember the nationality name).
Then another plot cutscene. Then you start. NOW, I don't wan to get into technical stuff like controls, so lets get to what you can DO. You can anchor near a town and attack it, trade with
merchants,and engage in naval battles (then crash into their ship to duel their captain).
In the Tavern in the towns, you can hire crewmen, buy special items from travelers, gather information, and fight the guy who occasionaly is annoying the waitress. You can also get promoted to make some things more easy, and (once you reach the rank of Colenal) you can get invited to the royal ball by the a govener's daughter (In the game I'm a bad dancer myself). Be careful, aging will kick in more the longer you play, wich makes you be not as good swordfighter and make it harder to recruit crew members. Overall, I would give this game a 9/10.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Dang dude, 9/10?
Thats some pretty high-felutin numbers you are throwing around.
I guess I will have to look into this for sure.
Thanks for the review, and keep it writing them if it really interests you!

Mylz said...

BAH! We're kids! we can fight the nintendo power power! But you do have a point.....I could become Simon Cowel of the video game world!(lol fear me 4 i r teh pwnr!)